THE GREAT LOCUST BRAIN INFESTATION: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP THINKING AND LOVE THE PYRAMIDS"


By Dr Marcus House

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NOTHING IS WHAT IT SEEMS

Ever dreamt of pyramids? found yourself awake for hours trying to disect your mind for clues about ancient insects or angelic structures? This is everything you'd need for understanding and gaining a comprehensive idea of how your brain has been impacted by the disease known as "Pryamid Disease" within the community of Pyramid officals.

the confusing and dangerous source of the afflection.

these are the sources of your nightmares.

Did You Know?

the issue at hand.

Pryamid's Disease (also called "Darling's Browns" Disease" is a phenomona seen within young people, wherein they begin to have a growing attraction and attactment to that of the Pyramids of Giza. These Tri-Triangles of Terror seem to manifest in dreams, before then beginning to affect their quality of life. Patients report seeing Egyptian memorabilia throughout their life, with a distinct focus on bugs (Such as Cicadas, Locusts, and Mites.)

this disease, while initially assumed to be a mental disorder, has gained increased facination across the globe as experts begin to question the reasoning behind it. No known cause has been identified.

Name Age Experiences With Pyramid's Disease
Teagan Piskura 22 "I awoke one morning, all i could think of was the pyramids. Their power spoke out to me. I found sand in my bed that night.
Jordan Todd Timothy Cerrone 26 "The horrors. Make it stop. A dream of those things, and man does not go back to knowing peace. I see locasts and cicadas on my walls, I hear them. They're saying my name..."
Jacob Bennitt 26 "My dog looks like anubis. I don't know what that means."

Is it real?

yes.

Visions while eyes remain Closed

Though the World Health Organization have not yet recognized Pyramid's Disease as having a basis in reality, they also have denied any and all attempts to be contacted on this matter. This makes it clear that whoever is in charge has a vested interest in not drawing attention to the issue. This will be changed soon.

"Do I have Pyramid's Disease?"

join the club, buddy.

Do You have Pyramid's Disease? Possibly! Here's a short list of known symtoms common with that of suffers of P.D.

"I Think I Have Pyramid's Disease, What Should I Do?

Don't Panic, Reach out!

did the symptom's match? to be expected! Many people suffer from P.D. and go their whole life without knowing it! The best thing for us is to have support from others suffering, so leave your info below, and we'll be happy to be in touch!

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